Aphrodesia

We are less than a week away from Auction Beltane, and the cut off time for ordering from the Aphrodesia menu is Wednesday, April 28th at 11:59pm. 

Our delectable menu was hand-crafted by Leviathan Dauntless to tempt and tease your tastebuds. You have the option to choose between our “Tie Me Up Tight” box, a decadent and sultry oral experience, or the “Spank Me Sweetly” box, which will take you on a delicate and sensual culinary adventure. 

Each offering includes an assortment of aphrodisiac based treats to enjoy alone or with a partner (or two!) Pair your choice with one of our three mocktails to quench your thirst. Or don’t choose, and get “The Whole Package” to have it all!

“Tie Me Up Tight” includes: 

Rose water dark chocolate mousse topped with raspberry syrup, whipped cream, and vanilla sugar candied rose petals. Indulge in this rich and velvety dessert with the slightest tartness. So good you’ll want to lick the spoon.

Dark chocolate espresso cake with raspberry filling and chocolate ganache. A moist and luscious chocolate and espresso cake with a playful streak of tart raspberry.”

Pomegranate cardamom chutney with dark chocolate crisps. Plunge these airy chocolate crisps into our sinfully delicious pomegranate cardamom chutney yourself or let your partner do it for you.

Seared avocado half with coffee poblano seasoning and cumin cream sauce. Light, creamy sauce absolutely dripping from a subtly spicy and tender seared avocado. Use a utensil or just dive in face first.

Assorted seasonal fruit with honey sweetened dark chocolate dip. An assortment of whatever delectable sweets nature has provided for us ready to be dipped and drizzled to your heart’s content.”

Toasted marcona almonds with coffee and poblano salt: “Light and crunchy marcona almonds with a sweetly smoky poblano salt make the perfect partner to round out your box of decadent treat

“Spank Me Sweetly” includes: 

Lavender lemon posset. The dessert as old as sex delivered to your door.

Candied rose petals in vanilla sugar: Light, floral and ready to be scattered across your plate or, better yet, your partner.

Toasted cashews with honey glaze and sage. Honey glazed cashews with verdant sage might leave your fingers a little sticky. Better find someone to lick that off for you.

Assorted seasonal fruit with white chocolate strawberry dip and an orange blossom butter caramel dip. A seasonal bounty with a pair of light drizzling sauces that taste just as good on fruit as they do on your partner.

Three layer date bar with shortbread cookie and toasted nut topping. The perfect threesome of flaky shortbread, a citrusy date dressing and a light and crunchy honey and nut topping. Good by themselves, better together

Refreshments:

All refreshments come with club soda to mix when you are ready to drink. (We don’t mind if you add something with a little more kick to the recipe.)

Pucker up and kiss me: Meyer-lemon and lavender lemonade. Objectively the best kind of lemons sweetened with a lavender syrup. Just as perfect for a summer day as it is for a romantic evening.

Please I’m on my knees: Orange blossom mocktail paloma. Bright grapefruit and orange blossom married perfectly to make the perfect bottom for whatever topper you want.

I’m all mixed up: An aphrodisiac fruit muddle mix. Our seasonal fruits beaten into submission and ready to be drenched in anything you want.

Add Ons: 

Three dips and a drizzling sampler with fruit. Enjoy the flavor explorations of butter and orange blossom caramel, white chocolate and strawberry, and dark chocolate and honey paired with seasonal fruit to make everything sweet.

Box of four truffles: matcha, chile, coffee, and raspberry. Combine the aphrodisiac power of chocolate with our four delectable truffle flavors, and you’ve got a delightful treat to finish off the evening with.

Black satin blindfolds. You know what to do with these.

Buzz Buttons. Jump start your evening with an electrifying oral explosion. A member of the sunflower family, this exotic flower bud will surprise you and get your oral juices flowing.

Supporting art through decadence…

In addition to these tasty treats, add an Auction Entry to your cart to enjoy the show and bid in the auction. Remember to grab a few raffle tickets for the chance to win art and SEAF swag.

All proceeds of Auction Beltane will directly support the 2021 Seattle Erotic Art Festival. Any Call For Art Scholarships that are not used in 2021 will be offered to Black and Indigenous artists in 2022.